The Eva Chronicles: Part Three

If you were a teacher, what subject would you teach?

Art. I like doing art. Sometimes, I think I’m an artist because I draw a lot of pretty pictures. And I kiss my brain sometimes.

When will be a grown up?

I’ll be a grown up… let’s see. (Goes back to wall where she measured her height.) I’m this short now. I’ll keep going until I’m right there (indicates) and then I’ll be a grown-up. I’ll be eight hundred when I grow up. And then, I’ll die.

What do you like best about kindergarten?

Playing. I like playing in the house… the restaurant house. I play with Shannon, Brianna, Cheyenne, Mackenzie, and Taylor. Everybody wants to get in there, but only five or six can get in there. One time, there were over six! I thought it was going to be one thousand.

If you could go anywhere in the world to visit, where would you go?

To the movies in St. Louis. I would go shopping.

What’s your favorite thing about going to church?

Prayer requests. We tell people to pray for pets and stuff like that.

What’s something that we should do more often?

Talk about girl stuff. Barbies, Polly Pockets, Strawberry Shortcake, Care Bears, you know…

If you had a million dollars, what’s the first thing you would buy?

Six hundred and eighty pups. They’re so cute! They’re little baby puppies and they’re so cute. I don’t want them to grow. They’re too cute! Wouldn’t you want that many pups? Because it would take those pups a long time to grow. I also like big dogs, but little pups are cuter. “Whoah! Whoah! Slow down. That would be a lot of pups.” Ha! I’m pretending somebody else said that.